What are ‘The break up rules’?
When a relationship or thing comes to an end what are the dos and don’ts. Over the past couple of weeks me and him have been getting on fine, if anything we have clearly been flirting, I know it’s wrong as I know he has no feelings towards me and I still have them for him, so in the long run its only going to make it more painful right?
1. Destroy all pictures where he looks nice and you look happy.
2. Lie. It’s a lot easier. (You find out he’s gone out with someone and he turns to you and says bet your texting other people as well. LIE. I wasn’t but I wasn’t letting him know that when he fucking someone else. I said yeah but I’m not going out with them. Twat.)
3. Never stop thinking about him for a moment, because that’s the moment he’ll appear.
4. The most important break-up rule. No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.”
5. It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
….And if I never hear from him again, I’ll always think of him fondly as an asshole.
